What You’re Doing Wrong

Guys reveal the secret turn-offs and pet peeves guaranteed to drive them away.

“I hate it when girls have pockets. Not to be a dick or anything, but it makes their hips look fat. Besides, isn’t that what purses are for?”
– Craig Anderson, 27

“Turn offs? Hairy pits, hairy legs, hairy pussy.”
– Ben Nagel, 32

”Honestly, being a bitch. I’m so tired of women thinking they’re hot shit just because I’ve asked them out. Christ, you should be thankful that I’m even talking to you when you’re, at best, a 6.”
-Bryce Casabean , 29

“When a girl thinks she’s smarter than me.”
– Jon Massey, 26

“I don’t wanna come off as an asshole or anything, but I’m tired of listening to chicks bitch about the ‘gender wage gap’. I’m paying for your dinner, doesn’t that make us even?”
– Bradley Stockton, 25

“Ok, so I’m gonna keep it real here, ladies…STOP WEARING FLATS. It always looks manly. High heels are so sexy.”
– Adam Liu, 32

“When they’re too slutty or not slutty enough.”
-Flynn Doyle, 28

“Women in leadership roles.”
– Brian Weimar, 26

“I find myself most disgusted when I discover that it can’t take direction.”
-Geoffrey Drench, 30