1. What is your BMI ?
A) Underweight (18.5 or below – you go, girl!)
B) Basic Bitch (18.5 – 24.9)
C) Unlovable (25+)
2. And your age?
A) Cute (19 yrs or younger)
B) Fading (20 -25 yrs)
C) Waste of space (26+ yrs)
3. How often do you wear makeup?
A) Always. I sleep and shower in it.
B) Most days I wear at least some form of makeup to cover imperfections and shame.
C) When I feel like it or hardly ever. Either way, I love the skin I’m in!
4. How’s your relationship with your father?
A) Poor – We don’t have a relationship or we have stopped speaking because I’m not attractive enough.
B) OK – We don’t have a great relationship, but I’ve worked through a lot of my issues and accept that I have an Electra Complex.
C) Great! My dad loves me unconditionally.
5. How often do you think about your weight or diet?
A) I’m sorry, what? I was counting calories…
B) More often than I care to admit. But I’m trying to develop a healthier body image and eating habits, no matter what hurtful comments my mom makes about my midsection.
C) I try my best to be healthy and love myself at any size.
6. How many products are used in your skin regimen?
A) All of them.
B) Three to six: Wash, tone, moisturize, eye cream… that sort of thing.
C) Not many. I think a lot of the beauty products marketed towards women are made up of pseudo-science claims that promote insecurity, unrealistic beauty ideals, and an unhealthy fear of aging.
7. How often are you catcalled by men on the street?
A) Omg, all the time. I think it’s super flattering. They’re just letting you know you’re doing something right!
B) Omg, all the time. But that’s life!
C) Omg, all the time. I find it disrespectful and, at times, threatening.
8. Do you think you’re pretty?
A) No… do yoouuu think I’m pretty???
B) Strangely, I feel prettiest on months when my Lip Service Magazine subscription gets sent to the wrong address.
C) Sure! I think everyone’s beautiful and deserves to feel beautiful.
Candy DeMarchett
Samantha Miranda
Christien Mozzarti
Lip Service 
Is this a joke?